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You’re one in a million. That means there are 320 of you in the United States. Find yourself. Start an army. Overthrow the government of a small midwestern town. Run shit.

And now, the weather.


"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

What girls say:  I'm fine
What girls mean:  I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
"Because I am not the type of
person someone falls in love with."
-(via bl-ossomed)
"If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness."
-A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner  (via pale-afternoon)


if someone from the internet wants to meet me cool alright im down but i just hope they’re not expecting much cause im even uglier in person

When a video game lets you move during extended dialogue: